Joke

The Accident
KCR goes jogging and accidentally falls into a river. Three boys see him fall and jump in and drag him out of the water. KCR is grateful.
“Boys, you’ve just saved the champion of Telangana. You deserve a reward. Ask for anything you want.”
One boy says, “Golly! I’d like a ticket to Prasad’s Imax.”
“You got it,” says KCR.
“I'd like a pair of Nikes,” says another boy.
“I'll buy them myself and give them to you,” says KCR.
“And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," says the third boy.
“Son, you're not handicapped.”
“No, but I will be when people find out whom I saved from drowning.”