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KCR's Clock
A politician dies and goes to heaven. He stands in front of Yama and sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.
“What are all those clocks?”
“Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your Lie Clock move."
"Oh. Whose clock is that?"
“That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved."
“And whose is that?”
"That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands have only moved twice."
"Where's KCR’s clock?”
"It’s in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan.”



2.Good Girls Are Found In Every Corner Of The Earth





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Navvu

Time Difference
KCR wants to go to Paris and calls up the tourism department to know the time difference between Hyderabad and Paris.
“Could you tell me the time difference between Hyderabad and Paris?”
“One second, sir.”
“Thank you," says KCR and puts the phone down.
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Kcr joke

Wireless KCR
In the US, KCR meets Barack Obama. Obama says, “Come with me. I want to show you our technological advancement.”
Obama takes him a spot deep in the forest and says, “Dig here.”
KCR digs.
Obama says, “More, more, more...”
KCR digs 50 feet down.
Obama says, “So now, have you find anything?”
KCR says, “I found a wire!”
Obama says, “You see, we used to have telephones 200 years ago.”
KCR then invites Obama to Telangana. KCR takes him to a forest in Nizamabad and says, “Now I want to show you our advancement. Dig here.”
Obama digs 400 feet deep.
“Find anything?”
“There’s nothing here!”
“See, we had wireless 400 years ago.”
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Joke

The Accident
KCR goes jogging and accidentally falls into a river. Three boys see him fall and jump in and drag him out of the water. KCR is grateful.
“Boys, you’ve just saved the champion of Telangana. You deserve a reward. Ask for anything you want.”
One boy says, “Golly! I’d like a ticket to Prasad’s Imax.”
“You got it,” says KCR.
“I'd like a pair of Nikes,” says another boy.
“I'll buy them myself and give them to you,” says KCR.
“And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," says the third boy.
“Son, you're not handicapped.”
“No, but I will be when people find out whom I saved from drowning.”

Sneham

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sirimuvvaki maunam ledu.....
chirunavvuki maranam ledu.......
mana "SNEHAANIKI antham ledu...
Mariche sneham cheyaku,cheyase sneham maravaku .

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ఇదే జీవితం... దీనిని అనుభవించు అనుక్షణం ... ఎదురు చుడకి ఆనందం కొరకై .....నిరాశ పడకు...మెరుపై సాగు ఉరుమై మేరువు.....అనుబవించు జీవితాన్ని......మీ ప్రియ నేస్తం

Burj dubai highest tower in world

Mee andhariki oka vishyam cheppalani eppati nuncho blog raaddam ani anukuntunna ee roju ki naaku office lo time dorikindandi....
A vishyama ani anukuntunnaraaa adhe monna jan 4 2010 nadu ee prapancham lone athi pedda building ni mana dubai vallu kattaru telusaaaa....telesey untandi lendi.....Tower peeru cheppa ledhu kadu "BURJ DUBAI" andi..........
Dani gurinchi naaku telisina vishyalu konni chepta vinandi..
aa tower etthu 2700feet antaaa....ante sumaru 832mtrs....
deenini 2004lo construction cheyadam modhalu pettaru anta telusaaa...
mottam 7531kotlu karchu petti maari kattesaru....
E building lo mottam 162anthastulu unnai anta
eee sodhi alla maaku enduku ani anukuntunnraa ikkade undi asalu majaa...
Monna eppudo paper lo chadiva dubai market mottam trouble lo undane mari vellaku entha daddulu petti eee building elaa kaataru abba anedhi naa doubt andi...
Sarle lendi vaadileyandi meeku inko mukhya maina vishyam cheppali antaa anaa em ledhandi ee tower lo AC lu supply chesindi mana TATA VOLGAS company andi..

Inko vishyam emitantante ee tower kattadaniki mottam 10 mandi top engineers ni prapancham mottam lo unna andharini vatiki mari techharu andhalo okaru mana bharatiyudu avadam chala great gaa feel avuthunna


Ok nandi bye inka naku telisina vishyalu tho mee mundu untaa malli namastey
Naku telugu typing raadhu tappulu untey kshaminchandi

Mee Nestam
Baratam Krishna Chandu

Burj dubai highest tower in world